WEEK 5 - SNAPARAZZI CITY BABY!!!!!

**THE KICKS**























**The Kids**

OK so shit got a bit crazeee with myself and all the snap happy GaNk crew runnin round like the damn paparazzi on the red carpet at the Oscars, I think there were at least six cameras on the go at some stage. Consider this blog entry an ode to paparazzi, my own personal commentary on the issue of privacy invasion and media exploitation. I certainly had to ponder the issue last Friday, I think we all did. Kids at gank got a taste of what it feels like to be Paris Hilton??........yeah or not........maybe next week I will leave the camera at home and will post about the artists who we got doin customising, or the state of politics in Australia, or the super serious issue of climate control and water wastage...What do u think kids??

It was like this all night, Disco Kylie arrived with No good Nick, who got all No Pic Nick on my arse

PP members Dilan and Goldfish were all like 'damn girl' no more of this posin for pics shit, but alright just a few

I got one pose outta them, pussy possy booty...my prize pic of the week - Aw yeah girls!!

Even random hotties were resistin

When we hit up mysterious girl for a pic, Tim was all like u want a pic of her, sure there she is but not me ...oops my bad

Even Ollie gave me the big F*&% off...I could be wiggin out here, I mean lots of people use derogatory hand signals as poses don't they...?

At this stage I went to mafia, knowin that if anyone would be up for a pose'n'a pic it would be her...but she was all like 'Girl, can't u SEE i readin here'!!!

Then we found Memphis, who normally loves a good pose, but whilst politely askin me not to take his pic, got nailed before he could get his hand to his face by Kylie who got in from behind me ...he may be smilin in the pic but...I think the smile stops there!

The regular suspects were hatin - me, kylie, our cameras, so i went to Tim for my T pic of the week, and....well... yeah u can c for yourselves how that went down

OK so by this stage, I was feelin kinda low and begining to question my whole purpose at Gank, and thus took a moment to introspect by the door, consider the implications of being a potential parazzi-like figure in people's lives... and man shit was smokin, and lucky for me mel was all up for pics

My confidence slightly restored I hit up Lizzie from kiss fm's hip hop show for a pic upon arrival...

From then on I took it on the chin, what the hell I thought, this is my job..... and asked some people I didn't know for a photo!!!!!

Then I saw fellow snaparazzi Toby and Miglet and knew they'de be down...or up

My self esteem renewed I hit up mafia for a second try, I mean she even posted that she a camera hog...

OK fine then be that way - Phil and Rich will gimme love, they sellin the hats they wearin...well they were before they sold them all...they will be sure to let me photo them

Thank you boys, and let us know when the hats r back in stock yeah

Still playin it a little safe, engaging in some positive self talk, avoiding the usual suspects I found Erika who was more than happy to oblige...jaagermeister anyone??

Fearful that they may feel like Memphis, the AER boys, Mafia, the majority...I tentatively asked Big Sime and Kenny if they 'would be so kind as to permit me to photograph' their very well dressed selves - see i was even beginning to think like a paparazzi - flatter, embellish the truth a lil bit, and be polite...
Kenny, what a sweetheart, and always in wicked threads - Nice one brother!

See, the well dressed boys like their photos being taken... oh and Sloane that was one slammin jacket girl!

At this point in time I was feelin fine, coulda had somethin to do with the 6 CC & dry's that I had perhaps...so i went to accoste Mafia, in the DJ booth where she couldn't run...and man I still got donuts... and a yell over the monitor 'this is like, what, the 7th time u in my face girl...dont make me bust a cap in yo ass'

OK, deciding not to let dejection stand in my way, i went in search of more randoms, or friends. Thank you Bree and Strawny - yep just get everyone in the clubs myspace address on the clipboard and...we get u a drink or somethin...please...help, don't look at me like that Strawny, take one for the team?

A bitta bling... nice one sistaaaa

And these boys are always lovely, big tough gentlemen-u can tell by how they maintain their kicks too





Min and Lis always a pleasure ladies...come back anytime, and Lis nice kicks girl!

Ok, so my night was complete...except for Mafia, don't think i was gonna sit back and let her get away with dissin the snaparazzi...just coz the pic wars r on, and blog battles only just beginning...well that was what I thought but then she turned into MEga MoNolitHic MaMMa MaFiA on my arse and I ran screamin from the joint...

Well not without allowing this pic to be taken of me...that's what I have to say to all those pussies that can't handle havin their photo taken, u know u love the blog, and your inclusion in GaNk and all it stands for (Kicks, Cool kids and Damn good DJs)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Peace - I hope!


Just jokin, that was the paparazzi in me coming out, and that is so not me. If u don't want your photo taken that's totally cool, just let us know.